Artist
- United States
- Deviant for 19 years
- He / Him
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My Bio
Current Residence: Maryland
Favourite genre of music: Metal/Alt rock
Favourite style of art: Abstract
Operating System: Windows
MP3 player of choice: NOT IPOD
Shell of choice: Hermit Crab
Wallpaper of choice: ....
Skin of choice: white
Favourite cartoon character: Invader Zim
Personal Quote: We all seek the ultimate control of our destiny, though we are destined to never find it
Favourite genre of music: Metal/Alt rock
Favourite style of art: Abstract
Operating System: Windows
MP3 player of choice: NOT IPOD
Shell of choice: Hermit Crab
Wallpaper of choice: ....
Skin of choice: white
Favourite cartoon character: Invader Zim
Personal Quote: We all seek the ultimate control of our destiny, though we are destined to never find it
Favourite Visual Artist
Serapion Nasosov
Favourite Movies
Donnie Darko
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
Mindless Self Indulgence/Jack Off Jill/Nightwish
Favourite Writers
Tolkien
Favourite Games
WARCRAFT 3!!!! (Frozen Throne)
Favourite Gaming Platform
Not Xbox
Tools of the Trade
what?
Other Interests
Guitar, Online Gaming, Music
Doug's Journal
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Dear Journal:
Doug Funnie here. I was walking to school today with Skeeter, and I tried to avoid Roger Klotz so he wouldn't make me lick the cement. But he still came up to us and said, "HEY SKEETER, WILL YOU BE MY VALENTINE?" I mumbled a "very funny, Roger", and he said "no, YOU'RE FUNNIE!" He cackled for about 20 minutes, and made me late for class. Mrs. Wingo threaten to strip me naked and beat me if I was late again, but didn't bother with Roger. Later, Roger approached me in the hall and said "hey funny, you know that new guy in class with black skin? His name is nigger!" So, later in class I tapped him on the shoulder like a gentleman
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You are in the lead for the "n00biest n00b awards". Please announce yourself in this thread: [link]
If you stay in the lead (which I highly think you will) you will be awarded a one month devART subscribtion. But the only way you have the possibility of claiming this prize is leaving a comment in that forum thread.
Good luck.
If you stay in the lead (which I highly think you will) you will be awarded a one month devART subscribtion. But the only way you have the possibility of claiming this prize is leaving a comment in that forum thread.
Good luck.
Hey, now, I entered him in the thing, don't I get some compensation if he wins? 
I'm sorry to report (to both of you) that someone unbelievably has more capitals than ~DICK-FACE.
Man you got the most awsome username!
I'm not so bad... once you get to know me.
Hi.
Will you marry me?
Thank you.
Will you marry me?
Thank you.